I've linked to it before, but Terry Heaton has "reprinted" his Christmas 2004 essay, a take-off on the Charles Dickens classic. A sample:
... Ebenezer was a second generation Broadcaster, having built his empire from a small A.M. radio station his father owned in the 50s. With a penchant for squeezing every last penny from a dollar, Ebenezer Broadcaster had a reputation as a hostile and difficult employer. He boasted that many celebrities had come through his television stations on their way up the ladder, but the truth is he never paid anybody enough money to want to stick around. ...
Link: Terry Heaton's PoMo Blog. If you're in broadcasting, don't miss it. --Dennis
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